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sheneedsbig: Guys, if you want to impress me with your submissions, this is how you do it, with a tape measure! 7 inches of GIRTH! The Holy Fucking Grail!!!!

sheneedsbig:Guys, if you want to impress me with your submissions, this is how you do it, with a tape measure! 7 inches of GIRTH! The Holy Fucking Grail!!!!

good-little-fucktoys: Decorate those udders for your owner fucktoy. If you’re reading my blog and you want to impress me sluts, copy this slut and degrade yourself in writing on your udders then send it to me for appraisal. Cum is optional.

stonedpiggy: “Of course you worship my ass.. It’s perfect. I don’t need you to tell me that. If you really want to impress me than leave your dignity at the door and go full retard goon for it..”

If you Really want to impress me, hook your feet around MY Head!

Submissions are enabled again. Please, I don’t want to see any self-deprecating comments. Please don’t say “I hope this is good enough for you.” You can have doubts, you may need a confidence boost, and you may have low self esteem, but own your

sobersexting: follower count literally doesn’t impress me at all you could have 100,000 but if I see you regularly being mean to people, especially your followers, you can’t convince me you’re not a piece of shit and i don’t want you anywhere

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